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Jenn vs. Mt. Blog
Once upon a time, jennsometimes went walking, walking, walking.. And she came to a mountain. "Wow. That's a kickass mountain. I am going to walk up it!", she thought.
So up she went.
After a while, she past by discostuu."I don't think this post is going to be funny, Jenn." he said. Then walked away. Jennsometimes thought about sitting down and weeping at her failure to make discostuu lol... Just then, she almost tripped over otimus.
Jenn: "otimus, are you okay?!"
Otimus: "Burgalfrikle"
Jenn: "What now?"
Otimus: "Bugralfrilke"
Jenn: "uhm... okay. You want some help up?"
Otimus: *shrug* "Burgalfrikle"
Assuming that meant no, she stepped over him, and went on her marry way up the mountain.
She past by the broken parts of computers long abandoned, and usernames forgotten.
Blog entries with no comment threads.
It was all almost too much, and she wanted to turn back and weep... then she saw rain19 playing in a cool mountain spring, so she walked over.
Jenn: "Kitty!"
Rain: "OMGWTFLOLBBQ"
Jenn: "This mountain is kicking my ass. I think I should go home. What do you think?"
Rain: "OMGWTFLOLBBQ"
Jenn: "THIS IS NOT VERY HELPFUL!"
Rain: "omgwtflolbbq?"
Jenn: "yeah... I get it."
Then Rain splashed her, getting her nice, clean, white shirt wet with the yucky mountain spring water... So she had to take a break from her climb to get in a short water fight.
Yes... water fight.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
When she was dry, she left and continued on her journey to the top of the mountain.
She thought she'd never reach the top when she ran into naughty_tangled, apoplecticfittz and madchenfittz all sitting near the peak.... computers on hand, blogging away.
What the hell is going on here?! thought Jenn.
"30 in 30 is almost over! sacrifice all for the sphere!" said apoplecticfittz
"Screw this! Blog my ass! I am going to stalk Dom. I don't need LIVEJOURNAL!" roared madchenfittz... but she kept typing anyway.
naughty_tangled looked up and said "I have no clue what's going on and I think you all are nuts, but I still think you're a cutie, so you had better make a place for me in your post!"
Quite sure she was in some kind of blogging hell, Jennsometimes thought there was no choice but to go on, to the top of the mountain... SO SHE DID.
As she reached the top, she saw a big new box.... A computer box! She ran to it. It said "To Jenn. Love, mt. blog"
She snatched it up and ran back down to where naughty_tangled, apoplecticfittz madchenfittz were, and bloged with them, happily ever after.
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The point? The moral of this epic and brave plight? The blog sphere isn't so much a sphere. It's more a mountain. A peak that we must trudge and struggle to reach the top of... To find a shiny new computer, so we may blog all our glorious days, with the rest of our fellow blogers.
THE END.
[ please note: I, Jennsometimes have never truly trudged the top of any mountain, a really big foothill or two maybe. In fact, all the events in this still epic tale are totally false, and I didn't have any real consent to use the people in my post, but I think most of them will be amused I used them at all. Also: I still don't have a computer. That part was made up too. And therefore, I am The Suck. That is all.]
Once upon a time, jennsometimes went walking, walking, walking.. And she came to a mountain. "Wow. That's a kickass mountain. I am going to walk up it!", she thought.
So up she went.
After a while, she past by discostuu."I don't think this post is going to be funny, Jenn." he said. Then walked away. Jennsometimes thought about sitting down and weeping at her failure to make discostuu lol... Just then, she almost tripped over otimus.
Jenn: "otimus, are you okay?!"
Otimus: "Burgalfrikle"
Jenn: "What now?"
Otimus: "Bugralfrilke"
Jenn: "uhm... okay. You want some help up?"
Otimus: *shrug* "Burgalfrikle"
Assuming that meant no, she stepped over him, and went on her marry way up the mountain.
She past by the broken parts of computers long abandoned, and usernames forgotten.
Blog entries with no comment threads.
It was all almost too much, and she wanted to turn back and weep... then she saw rain19 playing in a cool mountain spring, so she walked over.
Jenn: "Kitty!"
Rain: "OMGWTFLOLBBQ"
Jenn: "This mountain is kicking my ass. I think I should go home. What do you think?"
Rain: "OMGWTFLOLBBQ"
Jenn: "THIS IS NOT VERY HELPFUL!"
Rain: "omgwtflolbbq?"
Jenn: "yeah... I get it."
Then Rain splashed her, getting her nice, clean, white shirt wet with the yucky mountain spring water... So she had to take a break from her climb to get in a short water fight.
Yes... water fight.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
When she was dry, she left and continued on her journey to the top of the mountain.
She thought she'd never reach the top when she ran into naughty_tangled, apoplecticfittz and madchenfittz all sitting near the peak.... computers on hand, blogging away.
What the hell is going on here?! thought Jenn.
"30 in 30 is almost over! sacrifice all for the sphere!" said apoplecticfittz
"Screw this! Blog my ass! I am going to stalk Dom. I don't need LIVEJOURNAL!" roared madchenfittz... but she kept typing anyway.
naughty_tangled looked up and said "I have no clue what's going on and I think you all are nuts, but I still think you're a cutie, so you had better make a place for me in your post!"
Quite sure she was in some kind of blogging hell, Jennsometimes thought there was no choice but to go on, to the top of the mountain... SO SHE DID.
As she reached the top, she saw a big new box.... A computer box! She ran to it. It said "To Jenn. Love, mt. blog"
She snatched it up and ran back down to where naughty_tangled, apoplecticfittz madchenfittz were, and bloged with them, happily ever after.
------
The point? The moral of this epic and brave plight? The blog sphere isn't so much a sphere. It's more a mountain. A peak that we must trudge and struggle to reach the top of... To find a shiny new computer, so we may blog all our glorious days, with the rest of our fellow blogers.
THE END.
[ please note: I, Jennsometimes have never truly trudged the top of any mountain, a really big foothill or two maybe. In fact, all the events in this still epic tale are totally false, and I didn't have any real consent to use the people in my post, but I think most of them will be amused I used them at all. Also: I still don't have a computer. That part was made up too. And therefore, I am The Suck. That is all.]