THIS WAS MY SHIT!!!
Click to viewI don't know what Disney was on when they canceled Bug Juice.
[EDIT] I was on Overheard in NY a couple of days ago and I laughed for about an hour.
Security guard to teen boy who set off the metal detector: Whoa, drop it like it's hot, baby.
Princess: So are you, like, bored?
Man: No. I'm homeless.
Princess: Oh!
Lady: It's freezing out. Is the weather cold like this in Korea? [Manicurist is silent.] Hello? Is it this cold in Korea? ... Does she speak English?
Manicurist: I'm Chinese.
Lady: Oh, well, I eat a lot of Chinese vegetables.
Drag queen: Hey, were you in prison?
Angry man: Yeah, I was.
Drag queen: That's where I know you from!
Angry man: Oh, yeah, hey! How are you?
Drag queen: I'm good. It's so good to see you!
Eye candy: Why would he say that I was not educated?
Friend: Well, that's not exactly what he said, now was it?
Eye candy: No, he said I was tapid and voided of thought.
Friend: Vapid and devoid of thought.
Eye candy: Same thing.
Dude #1: That restaurant across the street must be amazing. There's always a crowd outside. Is it really that good?
Dude #2: No. It's a bus stop.