Apr 16, 2009 00:02
- 09:37 @ wheresaddie omg so jealous! feliz cumpleaños, babe! #
- 09:42 me: omg mchammer has a twitter! g: STOP! twitter time! #
- 09:45 to be blunt, duh. next up: water is wet? RT @epunch home birth as safe as hospital for low-risk moms is.gd/svdl #
- 09:46 @ violentlyserene what's made up? #
- 10:37 @ gidgettm no, but I saw The Business of Being Born & A2 was born at home. #
- 11:00 @ gidgettm it was an amazing experience. @epunch was my doula! #
- 12:03 @ hohokam uh, what? context, plz? #
- 14:30 someone please come remove this splinter. I'm failing miserably. 3 pr tweezers, 2 nail clippers, hot H2O, 1 needle, 1 pin. Still stuck. OW. #
- 14:31 @ chilerox "the alien probe removal went well" #
- 14:35 @ Sarahndipitea don't have any. and it's still under skin. 4th finger rt hand, means pink out of commission too. 8-fingered typing yay. #
- 14:38 @ chilerox oh sorry. misunderstood. umm...ooh! "(5α,6α)-7,8-didehydro-
4,5-epoxy-17-methylmorphinan-3,6-diol is one hell of a drug" # - 14:39 @ Sarahndipitea splinter accompanied by hole in finger that weeps. is elmer's safe in this situation? #
- 14:43 @ Sarahndipitea air stings already. #
- 14:44 @ CarinaDanesi I'm to the point where I think I'll have to make a slice in the finger over splinter. FUCKING OW. stupid locker room bench. #
- 15:23 @ hohokam sat. is better, unless we do after 8:30 on fri (that's A1's dance class night) #
- 15:33 @ Sarahndipitea Forgetting Sarah Marshall has full-on peen, too. A few times. I was like WHOA! DONGLE! #
- 16:09 FINALLY got that damned splinter out. Safety pin, fingernails, & perseverance FTW. Still can't use finger to type, damnit. #
- 16:10 @ epunch don't have any of those either! safety pin worked in the end, now fingertip has hole in it. #
- 16:18 avocado makes the baby dance. just sayin. #
- 16:20 @ daydee will you be here on the 23rd still? #
- 16:50 @ pescivendolo lol no, it's totally true. Bust out the avocado & A2 starts shaking his butt! #
- 17:18 Need to make toss-on coverup for next month's trip to Miami (airports, a/c, evenings, etc.) Bubblegum pink shrug or charcoal grey cardigan? #
- 17:19 HUZZAH! RT @epunch domestic partnership expansion bill just passed the house in WA state! <3 rights! is.gd/sEwp #
- 17:35 @ Sarahndipitea either way, it'll be 3/4 sleeves. Have a bit more grey, so that would have cables somewhere. #
- 17:41 just got the hairy eyeball from the neighbors, they of the epic loud sex & false noise complaints. ugh, do I have to make brownies of peace? #
- 17:43 @ cleolinda I dunno, parts of HP7 read like a bad fanfic mashup... #
- 17:45 @ epunch ooh that is delightfully passive-aggressive #
- 17:47 @ hohokam after 8:30 works for us, but not for @sarahndipitea. You're welcome here anyway if you want dinner w/G & A2, but A1 has dance Fri. #
- 17:50 @ Sarahndipitea for serious?! I thought Fri. night was out for you! YAY! Friday my place, beer & dessert & poker, 8:30. #
- 17:50 @ daydee so get tweets sent to your phone, silly! #
- 17:58 @ Sarahndipitea bring cider. Peter always brings beer I don't drink. I'll make brownies. #
- 19:06 @ hohokam who is innocent & what doesn't it prove? #
- 21:20 @ hohokam Tara has a horse face & has stolen Nick from us. I fart in her general direction. #
- 21:21 @ Sarahndipitea it was a hysterically funny conversation, to hear him tell it. She's an ig'nant southerner with a horse face. patooey. #
- 21:30 @ hohokam and you know, after you told me that, I was really glad to have nursed A2 in front of her. neener neener nipple! #
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