Apologies
Apologies to you, new shoes.
I know that you're from the south - Alabama to be precise. When you were brought into the world new and shining with your newness, pristine, there's no way you expected to have to trudge through snow and slush. You probably expected warm and sunny skies for your shoe life. Well, I apologize for bringing you here to this place of ice and snow and cold.
Yeah, its snowing today. Great. And it's supposed to be snowy, sleety, and slushy for Christmas. Yay. Not.
I know that you're from the south - Alabama to be precise. When you were brought into the world new and shining with your newness, pristine, there's no way you expected to have to trudge through snow and slush. You probably expected warm and sunny skies for your shoe life. Well, I apologize for bringing you here to this place of ice and snow and cold.
Yeah, its snowing today. Great. And it's supposed to be snowy, sleety, and slushy for Christmas. Yay. Not.