No cheesecake for me!

Dec 03, 2009 21:31

I have learned some very important things, lately:

1) Coughing, hiccuping and swallowing food cannot all happen at the same time.
2) If you have bronchitis over thanksgiving, your turkey will taste like mentho-lyptus
3) A mother is doubly wonderful when she is a grandmother
4) Not being able to breathe causes severe lack of energy
5) Even when you are better, apparently, you still sound like you are dying
6) Yummy comfort foods like Panera broccoli-cheese soup, cheesecake and other creamy goodness cause more coughing.
7) Apparently, you can projectile cough
8) Coughing can become much more embarrassing after you have had a child
9) Rain in December is almost more depressing than Christmas decorations in September
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