Pregnant With Ruffles: A semi-true day in the life of Jenna Elizabeth Betsy Ross III
I woke up today and the sun was shining and the birds were chirping... infact three or four of them dressed me, very Cinderella-esque. Then my parents told me to stuff...invitations. So i did. Then they told me to go look at paint, so i did. I picked out the perfect color for the dining room and life was grand. Then, being the excellant daughter that I am, I served lunch on a silver platter to my lovely parents. After which, Jennifer called me to ensure our three some date was still on, then tali stood us up. We watched Charlie Brown. It was really cute...congrats to all the participants. I will miss seeing each of you up on that john flatt stage.
So then i cried at the end, and jenn laughed. I came home from that and watched In and Out... which was a very excelllant movie.
Then the real fun begins: WORK, serving the ice cream loving public with the tasty treat of their choice. Ariel was there. She told me Daveed was in new jersey. I said oh. She got paranoid. I said oh. :) I love ariel. Then Susie and the legal midget entered, as did the crowd.
So then Brendans friends left him to hump boys, not him :(. and we played with Erin until she had to go to the hospital, though we were going to go to her house but it smelled like paint. so that ended. we danced some more and then played chicken and saw brendans friends and i became a paparazzi. and then pj was out so we said hi to him and ilana and ana and nicks bff. so then we lost maddie, then we found her and went to blockbuster where this blockhead was mean and said i owe him thirteen bucks. so i beat him up.
the we "watched" anchorman, and when i say "watched" i mean looked at pornographic pictures of the walton seniors when they were children. maddies idea. then we played with the camera and jackie (BTW top ten cutest dogs ever) and then madddie became a dog and then
PREGNANT WITH RUFFLES.
THE END
So then i cried at the end, and jenn laughed. I came home from that and watched In and Out... which was a very excelllant movie.
Then the real fun begins: WORK, serving the ice cream loving public with the tasty treat of their choice. Ariel was there. She told me Daveed was in new jersey. I said oh. She got paranoid. I said oh. :) I love ariel. Then Susie and the legal midget entered, as did the crowd.
So then Brendans friends left him to hump boys, not him :(. and we played with Erin until she had to go to the hospital, though we were going to go to her house but it smelled like paint. so that ended. we danced some more and then played chicken and saw brendans friends and i became a paparazzi. and then pj was out so we said hi to him and ilana and ana and nicks bff. so then we lost maddie, then we found her and went to blockbuster where this blockhead was mean and said i owe him thirteen bucks. so i beat him up.
the we "watched" anchorman, and when i say "watched" i mean looked at pornographic pictures of the walton seniors when they were children. maddies idea. then we played with the camera and jackie (BTW top ten cutest dogs ever) and then madddie became a dog and then
PREGNANT WITH RUFFLES.
THE END