THiS MaKeS Me SMiLe :]
BOY: Can I buy you a drink?
GIRL: Actually I'd rather have the money.
BOY: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
GIRL: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
BOY: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
BOY: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
GIRL: Okay, get out.
BOY: I think I could make you very happy.
GIRL: Why? Are you leaving?
BOY: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
GIRL: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
BOY: Can I have your name?
GIRL: Why? Don't you already have one?
BOY: Where have you been all my life?
GIRL: Hiding from you.
BOY: Haven't I seen you some place before?
GIRL: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
BOY: Is this seat empty?
GIRL: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
BOY: So, what do you do for a living?
GIRL: I'm a feGUYY! impersonator.
BOY: Hey baby, what's your sign?
GIRL: Do not enter.
BOY: Your body is like a temple.
GIRL: Sorry, there are no services today
BOY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GIRL: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
o yea..and laura..its mama kim, (just) owen..and papa john..lol cuz my dadas name is john..and so ya..lol <3 love ya..and sorry..i couldnt go..my moms so pmsy whenever shes SICK..blaablaa..well love ya..<3 and im very sorry..to quincy..we should schedule our makeout..lol well bye<3 love ya..and see you some other time <3 MWAH!