Because I'm already too needy...

Oct 15, 2005 01:02

Here's a list, instead, of what Jennifer can.

Jennifer can always count on her friends.
Aww... thanks, guys!

Jennifer can bring in that box-office revenue.
Boo-yah!

Jennifer can try to stop the cracker.
There was more to this sentence, but I thought it was way more intriguing this way.

Jennifer can't sing.
Umm... Right.

Jennifer can relax.
Umm... Right.

Jennifer can be seen tooling around Vegas in her '68 Mustang.
Sweet! But where are my wheels?

Jennifer can act, but her surrounding cast was terrible.
Sorry, Star Trecch!:cD

Jennifer can do the job.
That's right. Watch out, all you Rosie Riveters, Jennifer is coming through!

Who does an 800-lb gorilla invite to a party?
Jennifer can invite whomever she wants.

Jennifer can vocalize some words.
Me talk pretty some day.

Jennifer can help with just about anything.
That's right. Anybody need copper sheeting? I'm your go-to-gal on campus. Strange, but true.

...and last.

Jennifer, can you turn down the radio?
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