Earlier Today...
Ian: Hey Jen, you can say that I'm your best guy friend right?
Me: Um, sure. You are a good friend.
Ian: So, tell me about your boyfriend.
Me: Huh?
Ian&Andrew: Ya know, the 20-year-old from Kennesaw.
Me: Huh? (by this time, all my huh's are starting to sound the same)
Ian: *sigh* Don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Huh?
Ian: Like a guy that you go out with?
Me: Um...sure.
Ian: Well, you haven't told me about him. As a friend, I think I should know.
Me: Um...He's not 20.
Ian: And?
Me: Um...He doesn't go to Kennesaw.
Ian: I'm interested in his ethnicity.
Me: Oh...he's Jewish.
Ian: Really? Shame on you, Jennifer.
What Does he mean? What did I do?
Ian and Andrew are German...