From Jaz's Lj...
1..Whatever you do, don’t just show up at her house… they run around in underwear just like we do
2..DON’T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, SHE WILL FIND OUT and you will be mud.
3.Beware of every single male relative and all guy-friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
4..Never miss an opportunity to tell her she’s beautiful.
5..Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6..If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.
7..Don’t be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she’s going out with you in the first place, its because she likes being in your arms.
8..If you don’t sleep with her, don’t tell your friends you did
9..If you DO sleep with her, don’t tell your friends you did
10..You can be dirty minded in private, really... most of them are not offended by it
11..Not all of them eat like birds... a lot of them eat like whales
12..Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy
13..Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
14..Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts and a really pretty ring. Even if its not a serious relationship.
15..Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to make sure she’s home safely.
16..If a guy is bothering her, it's your right to beat the crap out of him.. haha i think thats so cute
17..If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
18..Never ever slap her even if its in a joking way, even if she swats you first
19..Go to a chick flick every once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went
20..Be Prince Charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and make sure to be nice to her animals
21..Don’t flirt with her mom..that’s just freaky
22..Don’t be freaked out by PMS. Its not gross and it really does make her feel like shit, so be understanding
23..If you don’t like the way she drives, you do it
24..If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
25..Don’t stress where you go for every date… She only really wants to be with you.
26..If she complains that something hurts, rub it for her without being asked.
27..Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
28..Memorize her god damn birthday. Forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
29..Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
30..Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday, Christmas, or Valentines Day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it does have to be meaningful.
31..If you don’t think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
32.. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege, and control then you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
2..DON’T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, SHE WILL FIND OUT and you will be mud.
3.Beware of every single male relative and all guy-friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
4..Never miss an opportunity to tell her she’s beautiful.
5..Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6..If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.
7..Don’t be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she’s going out with you in the first place, its because she likes being in your arms.
8..If you don’t sleep with her, don’t tell your friends you did
9..If you DO sleep with her, don’t tell your friends you did
10..You can be dirty minded in private, really... most of them are not offended by it
11..Not all of them eat like birds... a lot of them eat like whales
12..Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy
13..Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
14..Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts and a really pretty ring. Even if its not a serious relationship.
15..Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to make sure she’s home safely.
16..If a guy is bothering her, it's your right to beat the crap out of him.. haha i think thats so cute
17..If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
18..Never ever slap her even if its in a joking way, even if she swats you first
19..Go to a chick flick every once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went
20..Be Prince Charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and make sure to be nice to her animals
21..Don’t flirt with her mom..that’s just freaky
22..Don’t be freaked out by PMS. Its not gross and it really does make her feel like shit, so be understanding
23..If you don’t like the way she drives, you do it
24..If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
25..Don’t stress where you go for every date… She only really wants to be with you.
26..If she complains that something hurts, rub it for her without being asked.
27..Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
28..Memorize her god damn birthday. Forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
29..Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
30..Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday, Christmas, or Valentines Day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it does have to be meaningful.
31..If you don’t think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
32.. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege, and control then you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.