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A moment of fun in my dullest of lives...
1. Pick 10 20 (I couldn't just pick 10, sorry) movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you. (or your favorite lines, whatever)
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry and put their names by it.
1. I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
2. -
Male: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Female: No, just death, isn't that enough?
3. -
Female: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Male: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
4. -
Male 1: What day is this?
Male 2: Wednesday... No, it's Tuesday, I think.
Male 1: Think the tide's with us?
Male 2: Just keep kicking.
Male 1: Y'know, I used to hate the water...
Male 2: I can't imagine why.
5.
Male 1: You want these people?
Male 2: These people. My people. I want my people.
Male 1: Who are you? Moses?
6.
Male 1: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.
Male 2: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
7.
Male 1: I swear to God!
Male 2: Swear to me.
8. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
9. I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.
10.
Female: What do you shower once a week?
Male: Is that an invitation?
11. [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
12.
Male: What do you fear, my lady?
Female: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
13.
Male 1: I need a drink.
Male 2: At three o'clock in the afternoon? What would your wife think?
Male 1: I'm my own man. I drink when I want to.
Male 2: When did she leave town?
Male 1: This morning.
14.
Male 1: OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love.
Male 2: Sorry?
Male 1: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Male 2: Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Male 1: No.
Male 2: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Male 1: Why?
Male 2: Well, you know - I thought it might be something worse.
Male 1: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
15.
Female: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Male: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Female: Okay, two reasons.
16.
Female: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Male: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
17. You shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
18.
Male 1: I know we need the money, but...
Male 2: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Male 1: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.
19.
Female: Teach me to ride like a man.
Male: And chew tobacco like a man.
Female: And spit like a man!
Male: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?
20.
Female: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Male 1: Wow. Are you psychic?
Female: No.
Male 2: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Female: I stole your wallet.
Sorry that's so long with no cut, I just couldn't stop!!! Have fun.
Hint: My icon is NOT one of the movies, believe it or not.