because Jen X said so
1. Cigarette:
Can't do more than 8 days without one.
2. Sex:
More please.
3. Relationships:
Learn to like other people or you can't have one.
4. Your Last Ex:
I fucked him on Valentines Day 1997. I met Mr. Husband on 2/27/97. I think of every Valentines Day as the anniversary of me never having sex with him again.
5. Power Rangers:
I like Ultraman better.
6. Marijuana:
I'm a jew, I can be paranoid and overeat on my own time.
7. Crack:
sucking that glass dick
8. Food:
The worst relationship I've ever had.
9. This President:
Douchebag asshole, utterly the wrong guy for the job. In no way presidential. Makes Andrew Johnson look good.
10. War:
Who's winning? No one. Can we get out, nope.
11. Gas prices:
Only going to go higher. Our stinking American way of life will change drastically.
12. Cleveland Steamer:
That's not a nice thing to say about Cleveland. What did Cleveland ever do to you?
13. Halloween:
Used to be fun. I'm so over costumes, booze and candy.
14. Bon Jovi:
Feh.
15. Religion:
If it makes you respect others, fine. If it makes you kill others because your God has a bigger dick, not so fine.
16. MySpace:
I'm not 16, in a shitty band or a prostitute. I have no use for it.
17. Worst Fear:
Earth flying out if its orbit.
18. Marriage
Seems to be working out. Glad I did it with the fellow I married.
19. Fashion:
Love the artistry, hate the industry.
20. Brunettes:
Are far more interesting.
21. Redheads
All my best friends and my husband are redheads. I'm fascinated by them.
22. Blondes:
What's the big deal?
23. Work:
They have to pay you to do it.
24: Pass the time:
books
25: One Night Stands:
I thought they would be glamorous like the Harvey's Bristol Cream ad campaign with the sexy lady. They never were. If only crappy sherry could make cheap sex elegant. I want to live in a world like that.
26: Cell Phone:
Has its use, great to find someone in a crowd or to keep the antsy calm.
27: Pet Peeves:
"Do you know what I mean." No. Explain yourself and quit expecting me to be an empath.
28: Pixie Stix:
num, num, num
29: Vanilla Ice Cream:
French vanilla with the egg custard, delcious.
30: Porta Potties:
If I gotta go, I gotta go.
31: High School:
A way station, bump in the road, not anything too terribly significant. So incredibly over.
32: Pajamas:
I like sleepin' nekkid, except when it's cold.
33. Wood:
Birdseye maple paneling, parquet, veneer, bring it on.
34. Pictures..
Every one tells a story.
Can't do more than 8 days without one.
2. Sex:
More please.
3. Relationships:
Learn to like other people or you can't have one.
4. Your Last Ex:
I fucked him on Valentines Day 1997. I met Mr. Husband on 2/27/97. I think of every Valentines Day as the anniversary of me never having sex with him again.
5. Power Rangers:
I like Ultraman better.
6. Marijuana:
I'm a jew, I can be paranoid and overeat on my own time.
7. Crack:
sucking that glass dick
8. Food:
The worst relationship I've ever had.
9. This President:
Douchebag asshole, utterly the wrong guy for the job. In no way presidential. Makes Andrew Johnson look good.
10. War:
Who's winning? No one. Can we get out, nope.
11. Gas prices:
Only going to go higher. Our stinking American way of life will change drastically.
12. Cleveland Steamer:
That's not a nice thing to say about Cleveland. What did Cleveland ever do to you?
13. Halloween:
Used to be fun. I'm so over costumes, booze and candy.
14. Bon Jovi:
Feh.
15. Religion:
If it makes you respect others, fine. If it makes you kill others because your God has a bigger dick, not so fine.
16. MySpace:
I'm not 16, in a shitty band or a prostitute. I have no use for it.
17. Worst Fear:
Earth flying out if its orbit.
18. Marriage
Seems to be working out. Glad I did it with the fellow I married.
19. Fashion:
Love the artistry, hate the industry.
20. Brunettes:
Are far more interesting.
21. Redheads
All my best friends and my husband are redheads. I'm fascinated by them.
22. Blondes:
What's the big deal?
23. Work:
They have to pay you to do it.
24: Pass the time:
books
25: One Night Stands:
I thought they would be glamorous like the Harvey's Bristol Cream ad campaign with the sexy lady. They never were. If only crappy sherry could make cheap sex elegant. I want to live in a world like that.
26: Cell Phone:
Has its use, great to find someone in a crowd or to keep the antsy calm.
27: Pet Peeves:
"Do you know what I mean." No. Explain yourself and quit expecting me to be an empath.
28: Pixie Stix:
num, num, num
29: Vanilla Ice Cream:
French vanilla with the egg custard, delcious.
30: Porta Potties:
If I gotta go, I gotta go.
31: High School:
A way station, bump in the road, not anything too terribly significant. So incredibly over.
32: Pajamas:
I like sleepin' nekkid, except when it's cold.
33. Wood:
Birdseye maple paneling, parquet, veneer, bring it on.
34. Pictures..
Every one tells a story.