PATH train haikus

[jennifer_glick]

Big ugly pink purse;
stares at me, makes me nervous
doesn't match the boots.

My Playstation
is fascinating to me.
I am a race car.

I Pod, Oh I Pod;
without you I have to read
the AM New York.

The DaVinci Code
is more interesting than
getting off the train.

Please stop your staring.
No matter how hard you try
my tits won't fall off.

Step away from what?
The closing doors? Yeah right.
That means you ashhole.