In an effort to keep me on my toes...
...my five year old now has five staples in his head. It's really too bad that we don't realize what we put our parents through until we have kids of our own.
ETA: or until we're grown up ourselves, because you don't necessarily need to birth a child to realize how much you terrorized your parents as a kid.
ETA: or until we're grown up ourselves, because you don't necessarily need to birth a child to realize how much you terrorized your parents as a kid.