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so yea..im going over to kaitlin's house tonite! yippy yea! anywhos. so here's a joke that my aunt or uncle (same email but dont know wich one sent it) sent me. ha..its a blonde joke.
Only in Wisconsin
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they have never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the t ruck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again, she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the damn
SALT TRUCK!
Only in Wisconsin
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they have never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the t ruck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again, she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the damn
SALT TRUCK!