haha

[jennicha]

Just something from one of my classes, thought it was amusing.

Ambiguity and its Problems
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:

Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death

Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope
for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges

New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft

Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks

Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued
by Seven Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead