Sep 21, 2006 08:05
daniel and i were standing around at night in a neighborhood perched on top of a big hill. it was snowing lightly and i had on a big poofy coat. but no pants. he kisses me, tells me he loves me, then winks and says "hurry up, its a little cold." i start walking down the hill. it's a somewhat pleasant walk, i'm not horribly cold, despite my lack of pants. halfway down the hill i remember that i'm homeless and that i have to go pee. i look over and notice a house with the door open, so i go inside. the tv is on already, but no one is in the house. i go into the bathroom, then i hear him coming home. he's a police officer. he sits down in the living room and starts watching the tv that had been on. i'm standing in the bathroom with my back to the door, very confused about what i need to do next. i look over at the door and notice that it has opened slightly, so i quickly slam it shut. i turn back around and he's standing right there in front of me. he reaches out and grabs me and says "what are you doing?!"..... "wiping my ass," i tell him.