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Had to leave the birthing class. The women hosting the class sounded like Shelly from southpark. Plus when she made us listen to a relaxation and breathing clip, I lost it. I couldn't control my laughter. The woman in the clip was saying things like "my right arm is heavy" in a hilariously soothing voice. It made me think of when you are learning a foreign language and you have to repeat the lady on the tape. "the cheese is yellow". I had to leave the room and couldn't take it seriously after that. Dave said that it made him think of the "cupid shuffle" "clap, clap, clap your hands, everybody relax your arms". Dave and I aren't a very serious couple, we crack jokes at most things and this was way to much for both of us to handle. He kept saying things to me knowing that it would make me laugh harder.
No more birthing classes for us.
No more birthing classes for us.