what up bitches
hello, i don't know what the hell is going on, i never write on this thing, but i have to kill time! so lets see... school is going better, i have a job.(a sentence i never thought would apply to me) but it's not bad, kinda fun accually! i miss julie, katie, and til, where have you been all my life? lets do dinner at my house some time! seriously, i have no social life! i don't know what happened, it's not often that i go out, it's very sad and i don't know why i'm posting this ish. who the hell am i supposed to be talking to in these "entries" i still really don't get this? am i talking to my self or you? how many people read this? why? i'm a boring indivdual, i mean i'm wild and crazy but it's a 'have to be there' kind of thing!i can't talk about my friends because that means nothing to you people, because you don't know them. so let me just talk about things that piss me off! biggest pet peeve number one
1. don't volunteer information about a signifigant other unless it's funny, it accually applies, or you are asked to talk about it! no one cares or wants to here and it doesn't make you look cool, it just pisses people off, no one wants to hear about your sex life unless they ask!
2. do not under any circumstance drive slowly in the passing lane, if i am on the road i will run you off! garaunteed! learn how to drive
3. this is julie's i think but i'm gonna adopt it, don't put too much salad in a salad bowl, unless it's cesear, because one has to mix it with dressing and it makes us look like idiots if you don't want any tips, then be my guest!
4. don't be obnoxious, loud, stupid, and critical! no body will like you, not even your family, they will say they do but they are lying!
5. don't ask brainless questions, everyone is alowed like one or two slip ups, mabe once a year but for the most part, not good
5. don't let everyone know how drunk you got the night before by speaking loudly in a public area, nobody's thinking 'omg that person is so awesome, they got wasted, i want to be just like them, please god help me!'
6. don't hover over the toilet seats ladies, if your wondering why we have to hover, think about it, it's because of you! if you bitches just sat your ass down then we wouldn't hover trying desprately not to get urine on our asses!that kills me! we are not men we can't use urinals so don't try to make the toilet seat one. i'll take my chances with the diseases that lurk there. walk on the wild side for once, you clean freak sons of bitches
know it love it live it.
god, that writting just got me sooo pumped i think i just might flip out and kick some little kid's ass!
plus these stupid little mood stars don't have a 'amped and ready to go' icon so i'll stick with drunk.
peace out nypoleon
-jenna
1. don't volunteer information about a signifigant other unless it's funny, it accually applies, or you are asked to talk about it! no one cares or wants to here and it doesn't make you look cool, it just pisses people off, no one wants to hear about your sex life unless they ask!
2. do not under any circumstance drive slowly in the passing lane, if i am on the road i will run you off! garaunteed! learn how to drive
3. this is julie's i think but i'm gonna adopt it, don't put too much salad in a salad bowl, unless it's cesear, because one has to mix it with dressing and it makes us look like idiots if you don't want any tips, then be my guest!
4. don't be obnoxious, loud, stupid, and critical! no body will like you, not even your family, they will say they do but they are lying!
5. don't ask brainless questions, everyone is alowed like one or two slip ups, mabe once a year but for the most part, not good
5. don't let everyone know how drunk you got the night before by speaking loudly in a public area, nobody's thinking 'omg that person is so awesome, they got wasted, i want to be just like them, please god help me!'
6. don't hover over the toilet seats ladies, if your wondering why we have to hover, think about it, it's because of you! if you bitches just sat your ass down then we wouldn't hover trying desprately not to get urine on our asses!that kills me! we are not men we can't use urinals so don't try to make the toilet seat one. i'll take my chances with the diseases that lurk there. walk on the wild side for once, you clean freak sons of bitches
know it love it live it.
god, that writting just got me sooo pumped i think i just might flip out and kick some little kid's ass!
plus these stupid little mood stars don't have a 'amped and ready to go' icon so i'll stick with drunk.
peace out nypoleon
-jenna