please, please, please...
everyone cross your fingers/pray/send positive energy/get drunk/whatever for me that the following e-mail is true.
hey all,
i haven't talked to many of you in a while. but i bring the best news ever. because new college is both going bankrupt and getting its accreditation pulled, we are all eligible for a teach out. which means we have the following options; 1) get our loans dismissed. and wasc has to make that happen, under federal law if we want it 2) get all of our credits accepted at another university (and again, wasc must make that happen) or 3) for those who were there for more than one semester, you could write a paper and get a degree. peeps in my cohort must chose one of the first 2 options. if you are interested in any of these options, you must contact john Garfield who is the head of the humanities department. do not under any circumstances contact Marina or Michael. they are both attempting to keep this information from you. i highly recommend you do one of those three things. now. close your computer and do it.
love,
jacob
hey all,
i haven't talked to many of you in a while. but i bring the best news ever. because new college is both going bankrupt and getting its accreditation pulled, we are all eligible for a teach out. which means we have the following options; 1) get our loans dismissed. and wasc has to make that happen, under federal law if we want it 2) get all of our credits accepted at another university (and again, wasc must make that happen) or 3) for those who were there for more than one semester, you could write a paper and get a degree. peeps in my cohort must chose one of the first 2 options. if you are interested in any of these options, you must contact john Garfield who is the head of the humanities department. do not under any circumstances contact Marina or Michael. they are both attempting to keep this information from you. i highly recommend you do one of those three things. now. close your computer and do it.
love,
jacob