hah!
mum didnt even ask me about it. dad must have told her my story and they BOTH must have bought it. so instead of doubting me, she gave me an old swimsuit of hers that she's too "aging" to fit into and it looks crazy good on me. she gets jealous when she dresses me in her clothes but it gives her this bizarre satisfaction so whatever. time to do laundry because i am down to nothing but wearing a bathing suit! also i cannot see my floor. or maybe i will cook bacon next.