model un is the equivalent of a normal girl's prom+graduation.

Feb 11, 2006 23:36

i could have been a skanky delegate tonight, however, this evening was nonetheless pleasing and overall, cathartic. in matters concerning israel, as iran, i nuked tel aviv, made uranium falafels, human sacrifices, caused thyroid cancer in millions, created 8 nukes, made a coalition with venezuela, cuba, and syria, gave hammas 1 billion dollars, and hired suicide bombers. i proudly and single handedly began a third INTIFADA. i also learned that my mother's maiden name is soley christian-arab. and that in arabic, there is no P. it infuriated me that the majority of my committee did not recognize that iran is no more arab than a cuban is. however, there is one special delagate that did. his name is christophe. an asian. now i know what you are thinking, this cannot be my jenna! however, this boy is comparable to the prince in mulan. very dashing. i also made good correspondance with a boy from CHINA! he was so neat to talk to! i was the prettiest and most fashionable delagate/girl in my committee, a shoe-in for honorable mention if there is such an award. also, the delegate "minister of the interior" who was from toronto said NUKULAR. so far i approve of this night even though i am not being skanky. a snooowwww day would make me affirm these notions! good night to all!
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