If it's tourist season, why cant we shoot them?
Seriously! Why must the most vile, disgusting, idiotic people ever created migrate here every spring break? I always wondered why people come to North Padre Island for spring break when there are far better places. Our beach is nasty, you have no idea. But ive come to the conclusion that these people come here because they have been ran out of every other tourist/beach town in the US.
Not only are they gross, but on the way home from work I must have seen 12 cars pulled over on the side of the road for DWI. And I live two miles away from work! Im scared to be out on the road right now.
And forget about going to the beach, it's a warzone out there right now. Stabbings, shootings and the usual debachery that occurs when thousands of young 20 somethings from various parts of the country mingle in the same location.
Dear Tourists,
Next time you decide to come visit my city for spring break keep driving...in three more hours you will hit mexico. Go bother them. Lets see you pull your shit over there. There are various jail cells waiting for you there.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled 'townie'
Not only are they gross, but on the way home from work I must have seen 12 cars pulled over on the side of the road for DWI. And I live two miles away from work! Im scared to be out on the road right now.
And forget about going to the beach, it's a warzone out there right now. Stabbings, shootings and the usual debachery that occurs when thousands of young 20 somethings from various parts of the country mingle in the same location.
Dear Tourists,
Next time you decide to come visit my city for spring break keep driving...in three more hours you will hit mexico. Go bother them. Lets see you pull your shit over there. There are various jail cells waiting for you there.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled 'townie'