haha
Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the order to
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!". The firing squad falls
into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!". Again the squad
falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking,"I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall."As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
raised in his direction, he smirks his famous stupid smirk and yells, "Fire!"
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!". The firing squad falls
into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!". Again the squad
falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking,"I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall."As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
raised in his direction, he smirks his famous stupid smirk and yells, "Fire!"