As many of you know, I am taking Latin in college. I'm in the second semester of the first year, and I'm kicking butt and taking names (for the moment, anyway). This morning, while browsing Amazon, I discovered two treasures that I totally must have:
Harrius Potter et Philosophi Lapis and
Harrius Potter et Camera Secretorum.
Naturally, I told my darling seeester that these items would be good birthday presents for me as they are recommended for second year students, I am still a mere first-year, and my birthday is in July. Her immediate response had me howling with laughter for several minutes, so I thought I would share the text of our conversation.
Me: I want Harrius Potter et Philosphi Lapis for my birthday
Me: and Harrius Potter et Camera Secretorum!
Seester: that boy is only 16, you should have nothing to do with his scrotum
In other news, good buddy Phil send me this video, and I giggled insanely for about ten minutes. When I finally came up for air, I had to share the love.
WARNING: MILD LANGUAGE - if you're at work, make sure no one is around, unless you know they're okay with hearing the words "ass" and "bitch."
The URL for this video is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tgaeKfqJdxQ. Search "spider drug test" on YouTube if this link doesn't work for some reason. I think almost all of the results are for the same video.