ok, call me crazy, but if some googly-eyed wierdo who looks like this:
comes to my door offering a
"free" breast exam, i would be a little put off.
where is the establishment of care? where are my HIPPA papers? eeew, is that mustard on your shirt? how will i follow up?
these are valid questions one needs to answer before letting said googly-eyed wierdo touch my death melons.
i'm just sayin...