LJ Layout update!
So I updated the look of my lj - no I lie, I just changed the colours and slapped on a header. Voila.
My dad had a high school friend visiting and the only word I can use to describe is greasy. As in, like a used cars salesman who licks his pinky and index finger and smooths down his eyebrows with them. But anyway, he brought me a gift and I don't know what to think of it - normally, my parents friends give me really conservative junk like hand lotion, or bookmarks. This is what the dude gave me:
And the inscription on the box reads:
Body So Fine
A Velvet Body Balm
...body seducation in a flirtatiously scented balm.
The silky velvet finish is slightly naugthy and totally irresistible.
Slip some on with Bathina's puff for luminescent luxury.
This is all you will want to wear.
SLIMEBALL!
blackwindz's puppy is adorable!
There is a raccoon in living in our garage. People tell me horror stories about how raccoons are vicious when they get desperate for food/shelter and will rip a hole in the roof of your house with their huge and sharp claws, get into your attic, destroy the insulation + whatever is in your attic, and then crap all over the place until it seeps through your ceiling. Just lovely...any ideas on how to get rid of it humanely?! It's cute looking, but is about the size of a 4 year old child and a huge nuisance!
The Devil Wears Prada was amazing. Loved Meryl Streep and all the fashion! Must read book...hence, must GET book.
My dad had a high school friend visiting and the only word I can use to describe is greasy. As in, like a used cars salesman who licks his pinky and index finger and smooths down his eyebrows with them. But anyway, he brought me a gift and I don't know what to think of it - normally, my parents friends give me really conservative junk like hand lotion, or bookmarks. This is what the dude gave me:
And the inscription on the box reads:
Body So Fine
A Velvet Body Balm
...body seducation in a flirtatiously scented balm.
The silky velvet finish is slightly naugthy and totally irresistible.
Slip some on with Bathina's puff for luminescent luxury.
This is all you will want to wear.
SLIMEBALL!
blackwindz's puppy is adorable!
There is a raccoon in living in our garage. People tell me horror stories about how raccoons are vicious when they get desperate for food/shelter and will rip a hole in the roof of your house with their huge and sharp claws, get into your attic, destroy the insulation + whatever is in your attic, and then crap all over the place until it seeps through your ceiling. Just lovely...any ideas on how to get rid of it humanely?! It's cute looking, but is about the size of a 4 year old child and a huge nuisance!
The Devil Wears Prada was amazing. Loved Meryl Streep and all the fashion! Must read book...hence, must GET book.