FUCK THE POLICE!!!!

[jenluva]

Wow! I have had such an excellent weekend, I havent laughed this much in such a long long time. Friday my sis, Russ, and I once again skipped. That night casey eva candy me and sarah all went to see School of Rock, that was soooo fucking hilarious casey and i nearly shat ourselves. Saturday night was crazy whit,jonathon,and casey came over went to the show met up with eva russ candice and her crew saw a lot of people there it was boring so we left to go to perkins and OMG fucking insane in the membrane i tell ya 3 out of 9 people got hairs cooked into theie food and the asshole manager didnt believe us and mad everyone pay then called the police on us when we heard that it just pissed us off more so thus the yelling and screaming began... we waited for the cops to come and sure enough 4 fucking cops pull up it was so great i cannot believe how pathetic this town really is and of course once again my theory of cops is proven correct THEY ARE ALL MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! the greatest part of the night was that i met a hott guy named george haha on the way home literally!!! THANK YOU EVA!!! Today was the greatest i went over to eva's and we tanned in her backyard we started out drinking diet dr. pepper and then i come up with the bright idea..."doesnt beer make a tan come out more and darker?" haah miller high life, the champagne of beers nigga whattt!!!! i love how i am laying there and eva pours like half a fucking ice cold beer on my back rubs it in and goes "there that should bring out the tan" hahaha i swear it always turns into a beer fight, eva gets alcohol in her eyes, i jump into the canal, the only thing that didnt happened was breaking glass and me stepping on it... we invented a new sport coconut/gun baseball I LOVE IT!!! PE@CE NIGGAS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P.S EVA SO MUCH FOR OUR 24 DAY SOBRIETY, SAY GLITTERY? AHAHAHAHA