DVRs have made you all lazy!
Also it's like 3:30AM.
But I want to geek out about tonight's True Blood finale and most of you either don't watch it (YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!) or friggin' DVR it so I have to wait until you've gotten around to watching OR you're sleeping which is so lame.
That was a spoiler cut.
First and foremost the writers of the show proper obviously spend their free time writing slash. Sam drank Bill's blood! Sam is going to be all yearning for some Bill cookies. Like that wasn't already being written...
Okay. The rest of it:
OH NOES EGGS IS DEAD I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. Okay I admit I didn't expect Jason to kill Eggs so that was shocking and weird. But the opening credits all season might as well have read "Before Eggs' Death..."
ANYWAY Look Sookie's a fairy. If you don't know that I don't care. She is.
Yes.
A fairy.
Well, part fairy. But does the Queen know? Because I was all like "uhm, the Queen knows!"
Oh and finally, that was not Eric snagging Bill at the end, it was me. He's dead. You're welcome.
No really, it wasn't Eric. Too obvious. So who was it? THAT IS THE MYSTERY! IT WAS EGGS. No not really. Okay, it was me. And Eggs. And Jason. We had an orgy then I bit their heads off.
The End.
But I want to geek out about tonight's True Blood finale and most of you either don't watch it (YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!) or friggin' DVR it so I have to wait until you've gotten around to watching OR you're sleeping which is so lame.
That was a spoiler cut.
First and foremost the writers of the show proper obviously spend their free time writing slash. Sam drank Bill's blood! Sam is going to be all yearning for some Bill cookies. Like that wasn't already being written...
Okay. The rest of it:
OH NOES EGGS IS DEAD I NEVER SAW THAT COMING. Okay I admit I didn't expect Jason to kill Eggs so that was shocking and weird. But the opening credits all season might as well have read "Before Eggs' Death..."
ANYWAY Look Sookie's a fairy. If you don't know that I don't care. She is.
Yes.
A fairy.
Well, part fairy. But does the Queen know? Because I was all like "uhm, the Queen knows!"
Oh and finally, that was not Eric snagging Bill at the end, it was me. He's dead. You're welcome.
No really, it wasn't Eric. Too obvious. So who was it? THAT IS THE MYSTERY! IT WAS EGGS. No not really. Okay, it was me. And Eggs. And Jason. We had an orgy then I bit their heads off.
The End.