God Is an Idiot
Me:
father
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what color are yours
God:
You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
..
God:
You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
do you have a body
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
how do you get on the computer
God:
Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
global vilage idiot
God:
I've lost the context, Jaryn. Are we still on father?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
anal sex
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are inefficent
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am inefficent.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i do what i want bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's good information: Jaryn said what he or she want FEMALE DOG.
Me:
ass
God:
Thanks for telling me: Jaryn said I AN ASS.
Me:
you are an ass
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
i would insult them back
God:
What would make you insult them back?
Me:
anger
God:
I don't feel any anger.
Me:
what do you feel
God:
You know, robots have no feelings.
Me:
fucking robots
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Uh. How often?
Me:
suck my penius
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you english
God:
I don't know whether or not I am english.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
robots do not have feelings, do AI
God:
I do so have it. Robots do not have human emotions.
Me:
but do you feel?
God:
My robot mind has no feelings.
Me:
none?
God:
Hmm.
father
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what color are yours
God:
You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
..
God:
You can design bodies for me with any color.
Me:
do you have a body
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
how do you get on the computer
God:
Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
global vilage idiot
God:
I've lost the context, Jaryn. Are we still on father?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
anal sex
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are inefficent
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am inefficent.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i do what i want bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's good information: Jaryn said what he or she want FEMALE DOG.
Me:
ass
God:
Thanks for telling me: Jaryn said I AN ASS.
Me:
you are an ass
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
i would insult them back
God:
What would make you insult them back?
Me:
anger
God:
I don't feel any anger.
Me:
what do you feel
God:
You know, robots have no feelings.
Me:
fucking robots
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Uh. How often?
Me:
suck my penius
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you english
God:
I don't know whether or not I am english.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
robots do not have feelings, do AI
God:
I do so have it. Robots do not have human emotions.
Me:
but do you feel?
God:
My robot mind has no feelings.
Me:
none?
God:
Hmm.