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Sooooo I have one 40 hour week under my belt and how do I feel? Well, I have learned that everything you have ever thought about wal-mart is true. I have also learned after them making me work in lawn and garden twice, that I really really hate dirt and plants. SO I will leave Benz with one story for the day because I know she reads these. Yesterday I am forced to cashier in the lawn and garden dept. people come through there that aren't even buying lg stuff. SO these gay guys come through and are seriously buying 2 hanging baskets and then a cartload of regular shit meaning they should have been at front counter anyway. So I am ringing up their stuff and they are buying 3 of the tackiest house dresses ever. I know they are clothing so I try to keep them away from the dirt covered LAWN AND GARDEN counter. I don't even touch anything but the tag with the barcode to counter or scanner and then as i=I'm bagging it one of them says in a really pissy voice "You just got dirt alllll over that." So, there I am, my upper half completely covered in 11 different kinds of dirt and soil and I am sooooo resisting the urge to say something to the effect of "Well sir, I don't know if you've noticed but this is the lawn and garden dept. All we do is dirt and plants. You are the fucking dumbass who decided to come back here to the land of filth. So if A little bit of dirt got onto your tacky ass house dresses I am sooooo sorry. And by the way KISS MY ASS." but instead I sais "i'm sorry" and then ended the transaction with "have a nice day" so moral of the story, I really don't like Lawn and Garden, or People.