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So unfortunately, today is February 14: Valentine’s Day. Let’s pretend for one minute that I don’t despise this “holiday” with a passion. Happy Valentine’s Day to all who enjoy its pleasures, if you will. Now let’s get back to reality. This holiday can go suck my back (yay for Dane Cook lines) because it’s a stupid Hallmark holiday designed to make couples feel good and single people feel like hammered shit. So if you know me, then you know that tonight I’ll either be working out (cuz that’s good when you feel like killing every happy person in the world) or watching sappy movies that I rented from Blockbuster (I already saw "The Notebook" on Tuesday, so I already cried over that movie…I beat you to it Valentine’s Day! muahahahaha!) So yeah…if you like Valentine’s Day or have a Valentine, then yay for you. The rest of you can hate Valentine’s Day with me! Have a great day! :)
So yeah! Since Valentine's Day sucks since I won't be getting shit from anyone, I bought myself a rose and a breast cancer bracelet! I win! Valentine's Day can go to hell...stupid fucking Hallmark holiday...
Oh, and I have a question. Do I look better as a brunette
or as a blonde?
Be honest! I wanna know! Cuz Ashley says everyone who talks about me (nicely of course) says I'm hotter as a blonde!
Jen
"Give it to me, baby, nice and slow."
So yeah! Since Valentine's Day sucks since I won't be getting shit from anyone, I bought myself a rose and a breast cancer bracelet! I win! Valentine's Day can go to hell...stupid fucking Hallmark holiday...
Oh, and I have a question. Do I look better as a brunette
or as a blonde?
Be honest! I wanna know! Cuz Ashley says everyone who talks about me (nicely of course) says I'm hotter as a blonde!
Jen
"Give it to me, baby, nice and slow."