I'm Home
Oooh ok yes so I'm home. What an eventful holiday that was. I wasn't able to update for the lasty 2weeks or however long it was due to the hurricane wiping out the electricity and stuff and making our phone line go all woosh and stuff. So yeah was in a hurricane. It was a Grade 4 and Grade 5 being the worst meant it was pretty strong. We had winds of 110mph and woah it was scary. So we were just kinda watchin the weather getting worse and then the t.v was like if you are in this area go into a room with no windows now and so Harriet and I were oooh so hid in a closet then when the lights and stuff went out we went into the wee bathroom in my parents room where we had loadsa cushions off the sofas and stuff and it was quite cozy and we watched friends on the wee portable dvd player and woah there was a lot of booming and stuff and the doors were blowing in so mum and dad had to put the sofas and chaises by the door to stop them blowing in, and then we lost the pool screan and after it had calmed down we went out and sheeshk the chimney had been struck and fallen into the roof so had big hole in roof, and loadsa water damage tot the ceiling and the carpets and stuff got wet so the next day after playin charades for 6hours and even though Spiderman and Mighty Joe Young were most amusing it did get tiresome but then the power came back but then it went away but then it came back and we were very all smiley and stuff and it was good but yeah Hurricanes make your house repairs expensive and hehe.
So yes did all the parks and stuff and had a great ball being plebs on Splash Mountain, River Adventure and Tower of Terror. Also continuesly singing in line to Aerosmith was a larf. Oh and seeing 3 people being stretchered away in each disney park.
Oh and then there was the scary pervy mofos like Glen the 40year old man at the picture desk and Juan the 30 year old guy at the car moblie shack who Harriet scared away with a very loud WHAT?!?!?! hehe I chortled. Oh and we can't forget the Aldo man who asked us back to his appartment after like 5mins of meeting him by tryin on shoes. Honestly somebody was sexually fustrated. Oh there was also the purple fat Barney on Crack shemale on the plane who was totally coming on to Hat. And of course the disney men Joey and Mr. Gay wo wanted to take pictures of us and then give them to us for free and hehe they were so gutted we stood them up hehehe. That has to be breakin a disney rule.
Then the scary ass old bitch mofo crypt keeper lady who started shoutin at Harriet about her pass and like totally giving her the 3rd degree and then had to sort her out by sayin she was my sister or adopted disabled as it later out had to be hehehehe.
So yeah I'm back in the lovely, drizzling, soaking wet, drizzly mingin Scotland where the taxi airport men are complete wankers x10000 and are so selfish and grrrr!!! I hate it and I got school 2moro and they are gonna hate me for screwin up and stuff and nooo!!!
Luvu all xxxxxxxx
So yes did all the parks and stuff and had a great ball being plebs on Splash Mountain, River Adventure and Tower of Terror. Also continuesly singing in line to Aerosmith was a larf. Oh and seeing 3 people being stretchered away in each disney park.
Oh and then there was the scary pervy mofos like Glen the 40year old man at the picture desk and Juan the 30 year old guy at the car moblie shack who Harriet scared away with a very loud WHAT?!?!?! hehe I chortled. Oh and we can't forget the Aldo man who asked us back to his appartment after like 5mins of meeting him by tryin on shoes. Honestly somebody was sexually fustrated. Oh there was also the purple fat Barney on Crack shemale on the plane who was totally coming on to Hat. And of course the disney men Joey and Mr. Gay wo wanted to take pictures of us and then give them to us for free and hehe they were so gutted we stood them up hehehe. That has to be breakin a disney rule.
Then the scary ass old bitch mofo crypt keeper lady who started shoutin at Harriet about her pass and like totally giving her the 3rd degree and then had to sort her out by sayin she was my sister or adopted disabled as it later out had to be hehehehe.
So yeah I'm back in the lovely, drizzling, soaking wet, drizzly mingin Scotland where the taxi airport men are complete wankers x10000 and are so selfish and grrrr!!! I hate it and I got school 2moro and they are gonna hate me for screwin up and stuff and nooo!!!
Luvu all xxxxxxxx