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I swear, I feel like I'm living in Melrose Place.
This heat sure brings out the trash and right into the water.
Right now, there is some foul couple contaminating the pool with their bodily fluids.
They are so goddamn loud, it's pissing me off. Make some more noise why don't you!
Everytime the dude jumps in the pool, the splash is echoed 1000x over,
and his skank bride screams every time she gets water in her face.
Meanwhile, there's some pervert watching them from his window with binoculars...
I need an ice bath and bebe gun. Pronto.
This heat sure brings out the trash and right into the water.
Right now, there is some foul couple contaminating the pool with their bodily fluids.
They are so goddamn loud, it's pissing me off. Make some more noise why don't you!
Everytime the dude jumps in the pool, the splash is echoed 1000x over,
and his skank bride screams every time she gets water in her face.
Meanwhile, there's some pervert watching them from his window with binoculars...
I need an ice bath and bebe gun. Pronto.