This ain't no Toys R Us...
Dedicated to monsterdork75 whom I promised I would share some of my toys with...
The infamous Lord Of The Rings Shelf featuring porn star Midori.
Look real close, and you'll see the gingerbread man from Shrek smacking her ass...
More LOTR folk...
Lord Of The Sluts?
AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
That's right...it's the 24"... that's your big boy...
The Reservoir Dogs contemplating Pee Wee's demise...
Notice the rounded edge packaging.. these are exclusive re-paints. I know, I rock.
King Kong Bundy guarding his children...
Wobble Bobble Knocker Fucks
....and remember, Jesus loves you.
...and there's so much more...