About 10 Minutes Ago...

[jenicided]

Phone rings.

Me: Hello?
Them: Were you on the computer?
Me: Huh?
Them: Where you on the computer?
Me: No?
Them: Lou?
Me: What?
Them: Is this Lou?
Me: Do I sound like my name is Lou?
Them: Oh.. sorry, wrong number.
Me: Dumbass.

I think I'll let the machine get the next one...

Comments

[sedation665]

I was weirdly sorta reminded of a knock, knock joke.

[jenicided]

Maybe it was you who called!

[sedation665]

nope not me, *whistling innocently*

[jenicided]

That's right.. you usually breathe really heavy and start panting....

[sedation665]

DAMN IT!!!! How did you know???

[jenicided]

Cuz you just called... I'm gonna have to start charging you.

[sedation665]

now what did I do with that Visa card??????