Random Ass
This is what I would look like if I was a doll. No really. If I could turn myself into one right this second, this would be the one. Oh yes, I want to sit on your shelf and torment you, you fucking sadistic asshole. No, not you... .
So I finally saw The Ring last night and of course I was disappointed. Eh.. it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen, but I thought the end was pretty weak. I wanted to see more people die.
Aaron should not eat chili and grapes before bed. He will not. I won't allow it. Ever again. No.
I need to take my car to be washed. Not some $3.00 gas station drive-thru either. I mean a thorough cleansing..where lots of foreign men rub her down. She's pissed at me, I know it. She was in such pristine condition before she got here. Now she's forced to sit on the street with a dirty face. I'm sorry baby, mama is gonna get you cleaned up, all shiny and pretty. I promise.
Stop laughing at me, jerk.