hmmm

[jenicaster]

What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

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[rasconza8]

captain penis! his penis was just as deadly as his hook now is...what happened to his penis...nobody knows!

[jenicaster]

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captain penis-- an inspiration to forming a "penis monologue"

[rasconza8]

no, actually it inspired vagina monologues...know why? because his penis got trapped inside a vagina trap and he had to saw it off. this gave the vagina empowering feelings so it decided to create the vagina monologues

[jenicaster]

But I thought the penis was sort of invented first, hence the "walking with cavemen" movie

[rasconza8]

u know how people always create a draft before the masterpiece. man was invented first, then god realized his mistake by putting only one nerve ending inside the penis. nothing can beat the mighty vagina with its amazing 8,000 nerve endings!

[jenicaster]

and it completely baffles me that these days women have a problem having orgasms.. hm. with the 8,000 nerves on our mighty clit, we should be able to have a mind-blowing-too-good-for-your-mama type of orgasms.

[rasconza8]

blame the men and their self-centeredness. they only know how to please one nerve ending at a time. its all thrust, thrust, thrust for them...

[jenicaster]

they have to understand it's about the clit, clit, clit, not to mention the g-spot, and the clit. hm. jessssssusssss lord almighty, bless our men *not self-centered boys* with the potential to satisfy women.

*sighs* we're screwed.

[rasconza8]

damn right we're screwed....literally