May 11, 2010 01:52
1. Erap will get an unconditional pardon for his crimes.
2. PAOCTF will be reborn and Ping Lacson will be its head.
3. Erap will make "Jueteng" legal and will replace the Philippine lottery.
4. First Gentleman Mike Arroyo will be sued and will go to Jail (great!).
5. The Philippines will have a new record "The Number 1 Most corrupt country in the world".
6. Erap will make FPJ a National Hero.
7. GMA will be charged of wire tapping and corruption (another good news!).
8. Jinggoy will become Vice President.
9. Ai-ai will become Philippines' National Artist.
10. Erap will become the wealthiest Filipino alive.
11. Aling Dionisia will be the next MTRCB chairman.
12. Last but not the least, Deputy Officer Chavit Singson will fly to the Artic region and start a fortune on selling BIG FISHES.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP WITH THE FILIPINOS?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VOTING WISELY???
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