Today's Urban Dictionary Word-of-the-Day ----
Hoverboard Money
Definition: When you have so much money that you can just pay someone to invent whatever it is that you want.
Use in a sentence: "Of course I donated $100 million to look good after the Facebook movie. That's hoverboard money!"
If I had hoverboard money I'd pay someone to invent me an invisibility cloak. Because then my kids couldn't find me.
Also, I'd hire Sam Worthington to be my personal Hot Guy for all eternity. ("What do you mean, you're not available as a personal hot guy? But I have hoverboard money!")
Yes, life would be good. *stares at Sam all day till eyes bleed*