my dad is mentally retarded
I really think my dad has MENTAL PROBLEMS. We bought a jet ski for his birthday and took it out today. It was pretty fun. Before we go back in he wanted to take it out one more time, but we noticed it was "low tide." But he still went out, Jim Judkins can do anything! Apparently he didnt slow down when he saw a sand bar. So right now, at this very moment he is stuck out on the stupid sand bar! He can't drive the jet ski back until "high tide" which is at about 8pm. Why is he so stupid...hahahaha. We only found out what happend because some people that were clamming out there picked him up and he called us from their phones. So he's just gonna hang out with them until he can drive the jet ski back tonight. He's really retarded.