it's just crazy talk
i am updating for the sole purpose of entertaining Chloe. PLus, i have 20 minutes to kill until Heroes is on. The first episode was alright, we'll see how it goes, and if it doesn't succeed with my taste, i'll go back to watching two and a half men, and that show that's on after that with the girl from seinfeld, i can't remember her name right now. anyways, how's life out there for everyone in livejournal land? my life is good. i'm only taking 14 credits this semester, so i can keep my focus on one class, biomechanics (basically physics, calculus, trig, and your body all rolled into one course), cuz i don't want to fail it and have to retake it. especially since MCDERMOTT IS A GIANT TOOL. but on a good note, someone in one of the riding groups dropped out, so i'm riding at umass right now, which so far isn't all that great, but i get to ride twice a week which is awesome. The horse i rode last week wasn't the best on the flat, but she was great jumping, i just wish we could do more jumping that we do. but i don't really like the trainer. everytime i'm coming up on the horse in front's butt, i circle-cuz that makes sense, i don't particularly want to get kicked-but when i do this i get yelled at, "Jen, i didn't tell you you could make a circle!" GRRRR fuck off. but anyways, i love my apartment, i love having my own room, i love not having to eat pasta every night for dinner, i love the cat (and Disco!the kitten). i love having a REAL bathroom, and only sharing with my housemates, and not 2 floors of a dorm, and i love that i can sleep! sleeping is great, and my sleep cycle is finally in a good place. i made a brochure for my writing class which i called "The Life of a Badass" and i spent kinda a long time on it. and i got a point taken off, it was only out of 15 points, but if you're gunna take a point off, atleast tell me why i got it off. and when he was passing them back, he didn't say my real name so he looked at my brochure and asked "Badass?" and then i had to raise my hand, and probably turned as red as the coloring i used for the title. i wish i had a scanner to scan it in i have this great picture on the front with the title...it's a skeleten wearing a hat, dancing, smoking a cigarette, and drinking a martini (or some type of cocktail), but it's great. Also, why won't tv guide work for me? it always is "loading", it never finishes, how am i to know what is on? i have to guess! whatevs. elettra was telling me how the dog where she is staying keeps eating her underwear (particularly the croachal region), and it reminded me of nip/tuck last tuesday when some lady was sticking peanut butter down in her nether area, and let her dog lick it off, so she could be pleasured. the woman was in the recovery room after her surgery, and her husband walks in with a duffle bag and says (in not so many words) "i found the open jar of peanut butter. you know what guys do to their best friends that screw their wives" and he opens the duffle bag, and out drops the dead dog! it was fucked to say the least. anyways,
BYE!
BYE!