Jan 25, 2008 13:19
SO- I'm having a slow day at work, so I decided to do a training module on business travel safety.
They should've marketed it as "business travel safety for people who have never left the house." Because seriously, the stuff they're saying is a no-brainer. Really.
The one line in particular that made me laugh was in a section on avoiding crime if you are walking around a city... it started out "If you carry a purse or a fanny pack, keep the latches fastened and the zippers zipped."
Okay, though, seriously- if you're wearing a fanny pack? YOU are the one committing the crime.
At several points, they tell you to act like a local citizen. Mmmkay. I don't know anyone who carries a fanny pack around their local area. That is strictly for old men vacationing in Florida.
I'm halfway through the darned thing, though, so I can't quit now. I have to find out what further gems of knowledge they're going to drop on me here...