Travelling Without Moving
SO- I'm having a slow day at work, so I decided to do a training module on business travel safety.
They should've marketed it as "business travel safety for people who have never left the house." Because seriously, the stuff they're saying is a no-brainer. Really.
The one line in particular that made me laugh was in a section on avoiding crime if you are walking around a city... it started out "If you carry a purse or a fanny pack, keep the latches fastened and the zippers zipped."
Okay, though, seriously- if you're wearing a fanny pack? YOU are the one committing the crime.
At several points, they tell you to act like a local citizen. Mmmkay. I don't know anyone who carries a fanny pack around their local area. That is strictly for old men vacationing in Florida.
I'm halfway through the darned thing, though, so I can't quit now. I have to find out what further gems of knowledge they're going to drop on me here...
They should've marketed it as "business travel safety for people who have never left the house." Because seriously, the stuff they're saying is a no-brainer. Really.
The one line in particular that made me laugh was in a section on avoiding crime if you are walking around a city... it started out "If you carry a purse or a fanny pack, keep the latches fastened and the zippers zipped."
Okay, though, seriously- if you're wearing a fanny pack? YOU are the one committing the crime.
At several points, they tell you to act like a local citizen. Mmmkay. I don't know anyone who carries a fanny pack around their local area. That is strictly for old men vacationing in Florida.
I'm halfway through the darned thing, though, so I can't quit now. I have to find out what further gems of knowledge they're going to drop on me here...