I dont want to die. I just wanna ride my motorcy cle.

Aug 07, 2005 18:53

I have returned from the great state of Kentucky where i had a pretty awesome time. I worked on a house for the nicest family, with the sweetest little boy. Laythan was his name, wagon racing was his game and he was the coolest kindergardener in Kentucky. there are too many fun stories to highlight them all on live journal, so you should really just force me to show you my pics (as soon as i get them) but until then, here are a few quotes from the official ASP 2005 quote book:

"are you telling me his God soda is poison?" emily d.

"well, we didnt get anything done today, but damn am i hydrated" levi on water breaks

elizabeth:"so how many cousins do you have?"
bubby: "a lot, pretty much the whole hollow. you actually kind of have to be careful if you like a girl to make sure she's not related"

insane parenting book: "your curiosity about sex is much like your appetite for food."
elizabeth: "so THAT's why America is so obese."

Danny, "oh, i have a small world story!"
greg, "Gilbert."

"and then i realized it, all over my pants" Greg

"There are just so many poor people in America now, It really just might become another Mexico. Everywhere you look there are more Mexicans." Crazy woman met at a gas station.

good times. true story.
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