Look, Ma -- I'm a superhero!
Classified Ad of the Day:
Wedding gown, size 18, extra-long train, fingertip veil, new $1600; $400/OBO. Worn once because I was an idiot.
The Simpsons Quote of the Day:
Homer: Oh, my horoscope! "Taurus: Today, you will DIE...and you may get a compliment from an attractive co-worker!!" Oooooh -- Lenny?
Arrested Development Quote of the Day:
Lucille: (complaining about a gay boat protest upstaging her husband's retirement party) Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.