last night I dumped a cup of water on my face while testing my ability to drink water upside down.
an artist's rendition of the incident:
sometimes I have the best ideas.
when I graduated high school I was given a star. I still haven't named it. someone think of something.
b0n0r! this is a secret: I still wear my retainers to bed at least twice a week. that's why I have straight teeth.