"The Longest SEX Survery In The History Of The World!"

Jun 15, 2005 15:25

*** Shamelessly ganked from the pages of bobbleheadjesus' lj!!!***

This is too long and very in-depth. Enjoy this glance into my sex life...oh, and MIND YOU...more than 80% of my answers were based on experiences with ONE person. We were creative, I am not a whore. ;)

Had sex? Ummmm...yes.
Had oral sex? Yes.
Had anal sex? Once.
Used more than 3 positions in one session? Hell yes.
Devoted a whole day to sex? Once, again. Good times.
Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Not neighbors...roomies though.
Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes, Usually.
Written an erotic story? If a teasing e-mail counts.
Fallen or lost balance during sex? Yes, I have. I fell of the desk while fucking in The Boss' Office.
Brought partner to climax using only hands? Well, yeah.
Brought partner to climax using only mouth? It's not like there's much of a chance that it WON'T happen.
Had sex while totally dressed? *LMAO* Yep.
Had sex while standing up? Ummm, yeah.
Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? Um, maybe.
Had sex during a "monthly visit"? *blush* Yes.
Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? OF COURSE!
Used ice erotically? No way! Brr!
Used hot melted wax erotically? Yeeees.
Shaved your pubic hair? All of the time.
Used a sex toy? BOB? Yeah, I know Bob.
Used a vibrator? That's a sex toy. FYI, and all.
Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? Umm, I think so, yeah.
Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? Yes, absolutely.
Obtained money or a favor for sex? NO, freak.
Paid or granted a favor for sex? No.
Given sex in sympathy? *hangs her head* Guilty.
Had sex with a virgin? Several.
Ever cheated on someone? Yes, and it was my worst mistake.
Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Nooo.
Had sex with your landlord? *shudders @ the thought of her landlords*
Had sex with a teacher? No, but there was this one guy...
Had sex with a boss? Um...no.
Had sex with a relative? OHMIGAWD! I did NOT see that coming. Hell no.
Had sex with two members of the same family? Nope.
Had sex with twins? Nope.
Had homosexual sex? Yes. For a year and a half of monogamy.
Had sex with a pet? No, sir.
Had sex with a farm animal? No, I can't say I've ever SEEN many farm animals up close.
Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No.
Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Never!
Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? NO!
Had more than 10 sexual partners? Unfortunately.
Had more than 100 sexual partners? WHAT?!?! FUUUUCK no!
Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Yes/No. Se below.
Had a menage-a-trois? Yes. Several.
Had group sex (more than 3)? Nope.
Participated in a swap/swinging club? Nope
Had two regular partners at the same time? Nope.
Had sex in a public place? Yes, hehehe.
Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? No, but I will.
Had sex on the roof of a building? Again, I will.
Had sex in a stationary car? Too many times and never again.
Had sex in a moving car? HAHA! YES, BITCHES! Just to see if I could and I CAN! And we DIDN'T WRECK!
Are you a member of the mile high club? Yes, I am.
Had sex outdoors at night? Yes.
Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No.
Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Yes, yes I have.
Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Yes, of course.
Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? I don't think so.
Had sex at your office or other work area? The Boss's Office.
Met partner during work hours to have sex? Once.
Had sex in a public restroom? H-h-hell no!
Had sex on public transportation? No, and won't.
Had sex in a dark theatre? Nope.
Had sex in the water? Yes, that's fun!
Had sex in an elevator? No, elevators scare me.
Had sex in a cemetery? Several times.
Had sex in a store dressing room? Have not.
Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? I can manage without.
Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? I would punch a dude...I swear.
Looked at a nude magazine? Lots of times.
Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Well, yeah.
Seen a live stripper? Haha! Yes. Male and female.
Seen a live sex show? Wow, no.
Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? I haven't.
Showered with a partner? Aww, yeah. That's the good shit. ;)
Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? HA! Yeah.
Streaked with a group of six or more? Never streaked at all. I've seen it, though.
Stripped for someone? Kinda.
Stripped for a group of 3 or more? If Strip Poker counts.
Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No, but that would be crazy.
Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No, males always undress first.
Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? See above.
Showered while someone watched? Yes, actually...and it was awesome.
Masturbated? Check.
Masturbated while someone watched? Check.
Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No.
Masturbated covertly in public? Um, maybe. I don't think so, though.
Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No.
Been walked in on while having sex? Several times...damned drunk college guys.
Walked in on someone having sex? Oh hell yeah...damn college and alcohol.
Had phone sex? A few times.
Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? Yes.
Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yes.
Been photographed nude? Once, another huge mistake.
Been photographed having sex? No.
Been videotaped having sex? No. That's MY shit, man.
Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? Yes, in a 3some.
Role-played a sexual situation? Hehe, yes. That was kinda cool.
Taken part in transvestism? Never even met one.
Used a blindfold during sex? Yes, that was great.
Used handcuffs during sex? Hehe, yes.
Inflicted pain during sex? I have.
Received pain during sex? A little, just a little. ;)
Used nipple clips? Nope.
Used sex dice? What?
Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? A paddle.
Received an electric shock during sex? HELL NO.
Drawn blood (scratched, bit)? Yes, once or twice.
Used auto-erotic strangulations? A few times. No solid opinion yet.
Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes, but they came out alomost immediately. I couldn't hang.
Continued sex until raw or bleeding? Uuuuugh, no.
Do you do dead people? Like who? *CACKLES* Just kidding. No, I do not do dead people.
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