Ever thought of owning a soul? Joining a cult? Or something else off the fucking wall and insane?
How about trading humans like baseball cards?!?
Sounds fun, yes? Would be interesting, yes?
Go here:
http://www.catch27.com/join.php?invite=17205 and join my pack.
I mean, really, would it be THAT bad for me to own you? Nah, it wouldn't. I promise I'll be gentle.
Besides, by tomorrow, you will own people, too! And you can trade them for hotter, smarter, more interesting people when they bore you! It's evil and I love it.
I know you will find this as amusing as I do and I would love you eternally!
*muah*
Aleigh.