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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I put money in cderalow's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I helped jdsm see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-656 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jen_x