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[jen_x]

so, i feel sort of dirty, because i prostituted myself out tonight, but it was for VERY good reasons, and boy are the rewards sexie as all hell!

step one:
get really mad at current cell phone service provider

step two:
throw phone out window into mound of snow and slush

step three:
get dressed and primped in 'cute' fashion

step four:
drive to local shopping establishment

step five:
peruse cell phone options

step six:
find the best 'target'

step seven:
assume girl attitude and knowledge regarding technology

step eight:
leave when offer isn't good enough

step nine:
walk back past in 15 minutes, salesperson takes bait

step ten:
renegotiate payment options and plan for desired sexie piece

step eleven:
handshake

step twelve:
leave local shopping establishment with big smile, a newly purchased camera phone for 1/3rd retail price, PLUS a mail-in rebate, free unlimited text and picture messaging for two months (after which will cost a mere 3.99/month)...

step thirteen:
go to sleep a happy, dirty girl.